Nnnooooope

hi im beatrice and im garbage
19/female/very gay/stupid
sometimes i like hannibal and marvel and shit

belugaqueen:

I’ve been laughing for 7 thousand years

belugaqueen:

I’ve been laughing for 7 thousand years

(via official-bae)

“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

(Source: estpolis, via pizza)

supermoclel:

are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares 

(via funniest-facts)

http://overachievious.tumblr.com/post/90190055381/lord-kitschener-therealjosephinebonaparte

lord-kitschener:

therealjosephinebonaparte:

youcantcancelquidditch:

the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys…

hungarian:

if i don’t talk to myself who will

(via fake-mermaid)

http://overachievious.tumblr.com/post/90190055381/lord-kitschener-therealjosephinebonaparte

lord-kitschener:

therealjosephinebonaparte:

youcantcancelquidditch:

the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys…

do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot

(Source: ectogasmic, via funniest-facts)

dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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(via demons-detectives-and-the-doctor)

iguanamouth:

complete list of anime acronyms

pmmm - puella magi madoka magica

dmmd -duella magi madoka dmagica

snk - spuellamagi nmado kamagica

fma - fulleualla magi adokamagica

ttgl - tpuella tmagi gmadoka lmagica

n - naruto

(via jujuproblems)

cokeflow:

xD more like xDon’t

(Source: fingerblaster113, via squidyword)

supermoclel:

velcro is such a rip off

(via token)

nosdrinker:

striders:

i came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now


this looks like an animorphs cover

nosdrinker:

striders:

i came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now

this looks like an animorphs cover

(via official-bae)

klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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(via no-wifi)

americans:

can we have lower interest rates on student loans? maybe fix how health care is handled? gun control? equal marriage rights?

congress:

congress:

congress:

congress:

I came out tonight to have a fun time and I honestly am feeling so attacked right now

vvant:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

(via communistbakery)